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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

do u think the quick brown fox and the lazy dog have ever explored each others bodies

sometimes I say shit like "mrow" whenever the moment feels right

the lioness does not concern herself with shaving her bush

I still hear horror Tingleverse only readers go "I can't believe Chuck Tingle wrote these great horror novels!" and... man... I know erotica isn't for everyone, but I would challenge anyone who can to just read "One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happily Pounded By His Boulder" and see how much of its emotional message it has in common with Lucky Day, albeit in a very different genre. If you just give the erotica a chance it's actually super easy to believe the same author released both of these works around the same time.

fat transgender woman’s belly ranked number one pillow in the world five years in a row.

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

summertime is for rock n roll research and coming up with theories

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this