greta gerwig wannabe

its so crazay how being in a transitional period will have you obsessively reevaluating every decision in yr life to the point of actual insanity…hello

Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing

people fighting tooth and nail to make the human body a pristine, frozen thing when it is in fact ever-changing and often gross by nature… where is the affection. the respect. let that thing breathe

People don’t get pulled off the stage with comically large canes like they used to anymore

People with siblings are so genuinely scary they're just constantly asking you things like "you never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid? you never played Fireplace Chase? you never played Actual Serial Killer?"

sundays are fun because you get more scared with every passing hour

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

wait hold on i gotta look something up

what the fuck

you are so beautiful and fragile like an email

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????