Wren

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

it must be so cool to be cat and just lay down wherever you want in some ridiculous position and fall asleep and nobody cares. they might think its cutes, even

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

This brings me so much fucking joy :)

robot girl with vampire girl friend: ok so I take the imitation blood compound and soak it in a sponge material, then cover that in adequately realistic skin and install it somewhere on my body. the smell should be realistic enough, and then, I just need a plausible explanation for what the real function of it is supposed to be so it's not too obvious that- i mean, so that she knows not to bite it to compromise the important purpose it serves.

vampire girl accidentally stumbling on the blueprints: there's got to be some practical reason for this, i'm probably just reading into it, i mean, sure, it looks like she's considering attaching an exposed piece of bloody synthetic flesh to her neck that has no actual functionality, but I don't know how she works. she definitely doesn't want me to bite her. that would be a really weird thing to assume.

their succubus friend absolutely loves hanging out with the two because the particular kind of repression going on here is like a really interesting flavor of sugar free energy drink to her, can't get it anywhere else. no actual nutritional value but like, the stimulant effect is pretty good anyway