hello there

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

i basically dont have any fire arrows

actually once you do vote by mail once, it feels STUPID that in-person voting is even a thing. getting to sit with your ballot in your house, easily see your options, have time to do research and consider your choice, talk with friends and neighbors about their vote. it's especially so for small local elections and primaries where you might not have heard about different candidates and really have to ask around, attend local events, or dig into local news stories to find out who they are and what they stand for. but, of course, not allowing voters to easily research and carefully consider their votes is why there is opposition to vote by mail in the first place.

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

binky means bunny is happy OR very happy