share your clementines

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

How to become normal under 48 hours

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.