Il est défendu (sous peine d'imbécilité) de rien prévoir.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

Omg!!!!

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

2020 IS the vibe check

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile