Serenity Dream

“omg i love your necklace where did you get it” oh it’s not a necklace actually it’s an amulet with an evil force trapped inside that could destroy the entire world if it were ever to be unleashed but thanks

oh and i got it at claire’s

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

Robber, standing in the middle of the room: Now, if I were an anxious, possibly undiagnosed ADHD, bisexual disaster with a really bad memory, where would I put the documents?

some of you really need to be taken down to the back hay paddock that’s ready to be cut and be allowed to run through the long grass 

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

i dont remember if i said this b4 but i think it would be super funny if gamefreak added a new normal type eeveelution that just evolves at level 45 or something and the pokedex entry is just “it took so long for scientists to discover this eevee evolution because no one has ever raised an eevee without it evolving into something else by accident”

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