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Something about taako's famous monologue including "i have a beating heart!" and lup's speech on the best day ever having "taako, you Are my heart. You know that right?" Is making me fully ugly sob. We know it goes both ways, is the thing. He's her heart, and she's his, and this sad empty version of taako that has forgotten is declaring that he has a beating heart while she is simultaneously missing and dead and also Right There at his side, so he's completely right and completely wrong and he doesn't KNOW

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legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

I am printing these words out and gluing them backwards onto my forehead

[Image ID: Tweet from Stephen Hopkins (@/ phil_lol_ogist) on 2022-09-16 reading: five years ago, i looked at myself and said, "the worst dissertation is the one i don't write" before proceeding to write the second worst dissertation /End ID]

kunizai and kunikida gives the okay to be public about their relationship, so dazai is just shamelessly flirting with him, delighting as kunikida's face gets progressively redder until he snaps and strangles dazai again or something

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,