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Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

i got a tattoo of robin this week and now i talk to it like this

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

a legendary post and we'll never know their name

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

This is why I’ve come to describing myself as just some guy. I’m just some guy! Nobody gets mad at just some guy for reading a nutrition label in the grocery store. He’s just some dude. He’s a part of The Public. The Masses. The Customers. That’s what this place was made for!

hi this is my favorite tiktok

Voice 1: Wait- 

Big same, little man.

she took the midnight train going anywhere 

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964