life's okayy, rn :(

omfg pls

i think when Frank says ‘you look exactly how I thought you would. nice kid.’ It’s because he’s been picturing his own son who would’ve been close to peter’s age by then, and Frank would’ve been so proud to have a son like him papa frank you are real to me

Baby Ilya crashing out on the ice because his mom says it's time to go to bed (it is incredibly late even by adult standards) while on the other side of the world baby Shane is jumping on his parents' bed at 5am sharp demanding that they drive him to the rink the second it opens. Many such cases.

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

I do think George's biggest weakness is his unwavering yet naive belief in F1 as a meritocracy, in the age of nepotism and cronyism.

[ID: Photo posted on a social media site of a black cat lying down with its head pillowed on a yam. A comment by @/venti_tequila reads, "Thinking about how the yam might go bad in the future makes me a little sad. Does he only like this one or are other yams ok too?" The photo poster, @/aki.aki1215, responds, "Hello. This is the only one I have now. The future is unknown. Each day counts so that you don't regret what you can do now. Progress is important before looking for results. Someday there will be separation. And be a beautiful memory. Smiling now is all that matters. Thanks for the message" /end ID]