I Don't Believe In Titles

Being a commuter is absolute dogshit when the train is cancelled, and you have to wait 90 minutes for the next one.

In the pub, and they're showing a replay of the Canadian GP on low volume. They're onto something here. To improve the experience for viewers, get rid of Croft, and replace him with a Red Hot Chili Peppers song.

Saw a woman crying last night, outside a bar opposite where I used to work, Don't be sad, dear. Just across the road, there used to be a bingo club, that kept me in a job full of misery and underachievement for 3.5 years. This awful club has now shut down. If that isn't cause for cheering up, I don't know what is!

Bollocks how you feel more sober when you get home, even though you continue drinking, just because you had an hour interim where you couldn't drink on the train/walk home

Darren Grimes looks like Pete Campbell from Mad Men

Thursday already. Is somebody using the remote from Click or something? Wtf is going on?!

@ people who pronounce it "Shrowsbury": You are wrong

Since our last encounter, I now only have 3 times my body weight worth of anxiety, instead of 8000 times.

If you only knew how great the film ideas in my head are, I'd have been nominated for Oscars long time ago.