interacts with your blog with our little girl paws

girl who makes fun of you because you cant unhinge your jaw enough to get her knot in your mouth.

girl who teases you for how much you're clenching around her thick knot.

girl who loses all her confidence and turns into a whining, hip-bucking mess as soon as you start teasing and massaging her sensitive knot.

as much as i would love to use this to /only/ make a point about culture stripmining things for transgender fetishism and leaving the rest to rot, or something, well. that's true. but it's only part of it, imo you see, kancolle's designs were actually so fucking mid that it makes sense. shoving that revealing outfit onto someone and showing off her dick being barely contained by her stupid thong would have more enduring popularity than kongou or i-19 or tenryuu or whoever the fuck else. barely contained girlbulge is head and shoulders above kantai's other designs by default. let's be real. and yeah, it is true that it's a series that's pandering to imperialist japanese nostalgia, and attracting a crowd happy to have a character they can use as a symbol of the place they think trans women should occupy in the social order. let's not pretend transmisogyny played no part in the popularity of trap shimakaze. it was a driving force. but also. girlbulge and tummy is literally better than anything else kantai designs have to offer so it's kind of a clean sweep out here

actually, when i think on it, there's probably something interesting to say about the shimakaze outfit primarily being a cosplay outfit. that means it no longer signals that a piece of art is supposed to depict shimakaze herself. instead, the outfit signals that the art depicts people cosplaying shimakaze. and that serves to push the transmisogynistic values attached to it into a fictional space that mirrors the real world in a more obvious way. there, it can more strongly influence real world behavior, because cosplaying is a real world behavior in the kantai fandom. ...hence the popularity of the "fucking shimakaze cosplayers at the con" brand of doujinshi

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

in the gym saying shit like "thrust to weight ratio" and "tsiolkovsky rocket equation"

haughty bratty girl with huge boobs bullying another girl who's completely flat. panel two shows huge boob girl getting the most amazing flat chested boob job of her life and cumming uncontrollably while profusely apologizing

Failmom who is informed by her darling about its demonic power sealed within its eye and believes it wholeheartedly

Swelling with pride, waiting my turn knowing that the mom across from me (bragging about her kid winning the spelling bee) is about to get so humbled by my daughter and its ability to see into the mortal and spirit realms alike

let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

yes my executive function. thankyou my executive function

that's it, we're gonna try giving it a hint of meth and see if that helps