Chronic Pain And A Yarn Addiction

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

#peak comedy #brutal

“Mom? Dads? Uncle Traitor? I’m here to rescue your sorry asses.” 

Transition actually meaningfully impacts your life and is more than just a band-aid fix. Look. Listen to me. It Actually Fucking Works. In real life. There are people in the world right now whose lives are getting better because they are transitioning. Do you understand?

They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."

To have my coffee you must first defeat my evil coffee cone

Can we please just have one non-evil appliance that we don’t have to face in trial combat?

Why

I can’t keep having these homoerotic fights.

defeat my evil coffee cone

please… I’m so thirsty 🥺

my hands hurt

my back hurts

I thought I could count but apparently I can't.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet