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I should be in bed rn but like with how tall adult elezen are versus how small adolescents are before they hit the growth spurt wouldn’t it be fucked if elezen were born really really little like little enough to be held in their parent’s hand little instead of it only being slow growth
Like this .
Realising that if Gumshoe thought Wright was Larry Butz, there is a very real chance that Edgeworth a. Didn’t know he was going up against Wright until the trial started, and b. Thought he was going against LARRY BUTZ
My son egg n his brother cheese
are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.
I dont ljke him
fun little coincidence
(i swear this is a ffxiv post. just give it a bit.)
so, for those who didn't spend several years of their life absolutely obsessed with the Fire Emblem series, there's a recurring character archetype that appears in almost every game, despite most of the games taking place in different worlds with completely different casts of characters: an avaricious, red-ponytailed, red-dressed, chin-touching merchant named Anna.
The key thing to know is that these are all completely different women, not just the same woman wearing different outfits. In fact, they exist in different universes entirely!
This wouldn't necessarily require an explanation, since Annas tend to be side characters at best, but the series started offering one anyway, in the Annas' own words: they're "sisters." It's a family made up solely of very similar-looking women who, inexplicably, exist across time and space.
It isn't a lie, either! This image from the most recent game's end credits confirms it:
That's the last three Annas, all in the same place at the same time! You can tell by their outfits! (The tiny Anna's plot in this game is about her not having contact with her family, so her being reunited with them as her ending is pretty heartwarming.)
Anyway. This, plus the presence of an Anna in the main cast of the gacha game Heroes, which is explicitly about traveling to the various universes of the series, heavily implies the Anna family has some kind of ability to travel between universes. It'd explain this, too:
This is an Anna who appears in Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, an SMT crossover game which takes place in Tokyo, thus the name. So if there can be an Anna running a secret shop on a fantasy continent with dragons as well as an Anna who works at a convenience store in Tokyo, I think it's probably fairly safe to say they have some ability to travel between universes.
The Anna mold of being pale, having red hair, and wearing red isn't entirely inflexible either. You can see that the Anna from TMS♯FE wears blue, and these Annas also break the mold in similar ways:
Anyway, all that said, getting to the FFXIV part of this post, here's a very minor character in the Firmament who's involved in Ehll Tou's Custom Deliveries quests:
And here's some of her dialogue:
Now... obviously she doesn't have red hair or a ponytail, and her skin is darker than most Annas', but she is avaricious, and she does wear red.
The other point against the idea of this woman being an Anna as opposed to just being named Anna is that she works for Rowena, and Annas typically don't like being subservient to anyone, even other Annas. But maybe she's a few generations down the line from an Anna who fell out of the Outrealms directly into Etheirys and had to make a living somehow.
Here's where it comes to my own personal motivations, by the way: When my Fire Emblem obsession was in full swing, I utilized a few gay mods and a lot of headcanoning to create THIS, in 3 parts because in 1 part it's really low-res:
This is what I like to call the "family bush." It's a somewhat obsessive chart of my personal canon for FE:Awakening, FE:Fates, three different FE:Three Houses runs, FE:Engage, FE:Heroes, and also Baldur's Gate 3 (don't ask [i'm kidding, obviously i want you to ask]).
The colorful backgrounds indicate different universes, in case you were wondering. See if you can find the woman who's from Burbank, California! I swear it makes sense in context!!!
Anyway, I'm thinking of creating a relative for Melin, either a relative of her birth family (so probably a Garlean of the Celsus family) or of her adopted family (so probably a Duskwight) and canonizing that they're dating this woman so I can connect Melin to this stupid chart. That's my whole motivation for connecting this random woman named Anna to a completely different franchise. I've been expanding this really silly chart for several years now, and anytime there's even the slightest inkling that I might be able to connect something to it, I jump at the chance. It's a funny gag! I wish I knew where the original file was, it'd make it way easier to edit...
Anyway, thanks for reading this ramble and a half. I love the Anna lore dearly, and whenever I see a character named Anna my ears perk up, even if they obviously have nothing to do with it. Is this character being named Anna a deliberate reference to Fire Emblem? Ehh... uhh... probably? Maybe? It wouldn't exactly be out of the question for a Japanese game dev to be familiar with Fire Emblem and decide to name a merchant Anna as a reference, but it isn't like Anna's a particularly uncommon name, so...

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wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon
adhdoof
#this is literally how I talk
It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.
The best part about it is that Dan Povenmire (one of the show’s creators and the voice of Doof) also has ADHD but he didn’t know until his kids got diagnosed.
So it’s very possible that he just accidentally gave Doof ADHD because he was just modelling him off of his own behavior.
Video Transcript:
*opens to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Episode “The Blackout”*
Doofenshmirtz: Haha ha ha ha! I’ve got you now Perry the Platypus! This is the most sophisticated trap I have ever invented.
*cut to Perry in a elaborate trap under a transparent dome*
Doofenshmirtz: In fact, it’s so escape proof, that… that I couldn’t get that guy out.
*whip pan to a similar trap with a skeleton trapped inside*
*cut back to Perry looking scared*
Doofenshmirtz: So I had to build a whole new trap to catch you. And of course, I’ll have to buy a new plastic skeleton for Halloween. It’s a pitiable existence I lead Perry the Platypus.
*briefly cuts to Perry looking tired of this conversation*
Doofenshmirtz: Do you pity me? ‘Cause you should. I’m pitiable. Everyone should pity me. … You don’t have to say pity too many times before it stops sounding like a word. Pity… pity… pi- see that’s only like 2 times and it’s already just gobbledygook. Gobbledygook too! I can’t… I can’t even get through that once! Gobbledy… yeah see I’m not even to the last syllable and it’s already… *sigh* great now I’ve forgotten what I was talking about. Which is another reason to pity me! Yeah! Back on topic baby!
wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon
adhdoof
#this is literally how I talk
It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.
*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*
“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”
*empty area*
“I haven’t built it yet”
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
[post-credits scene]
Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?
Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.
Hey what the fuck
(from the new season)
the mages of Mysidia when Cecil returns from Mount Ordeals
LITERALLYYY

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night vale is very cute so far but the way he pronounces חושך hurts me physically
Callout post for Brutus
He says that Caesar was ambitious but you all did see that on the Lupercal I did thrice present him with a kingly crown which he did thrice refuse- was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious and sure, Brutus is an honorable man…smh
Look, it could just as easily be part of a costume. You know, a toy left here by a child. Oh, rubbish, rubbish.
Delightfully due to the nature of the time meddler 'steven is right & it's a fake helmet' is a completely valid read on the scene
Literally that old barbie and ken meme except theyre Both ken
It’s funny. If I say “The Master killed someone with a chair once,” without giving any context, most people would probably picture him brutally beating someone to death with one. The reality is much weirder.
#what does this mean#i am SO intrigued
@ataraxicbomb
This. It means this.

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#here #hold my bombs
sophiealdred:
#this is how she shows affection #like a cat bringing hone dead mice#dead mice that explode
I am Ace.
Best description of Ace ever :D
I don’t know much about Classic Who but I’m getting lesbian energy from this gif