A bit of madness is key

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

milf (man i’d like to find a therapist for)

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

This is so pure

I have to wonder if the cat had a confusing day. “In cat carrier… in car… VET?! No; tasty food with kids in strange house. Now home again? Okay??”

you’re in a State of depression

The last cat wasn’t baked either, iirc the owner was trying to remove glue or something else the kitty spilled on themselves by covering the little one in flour because that allegedly helps, hope that eased your minds