IRL Plant

Hey hey so I forgot to say, but I’ve permanently hopped over to a new blog! If you’d like to follow me there, lmk and I’ll give you the username!

between the snow, floating oranges, and faint music in the background this feels like a fever dream that i never want to wake up from.

food discourse: reblog things that ARE and ARE NOT okay to dip into yellow cheese dip without specifying if its something that is yes or no

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

this changed me

I wonder what it’s like to bake cookies at two am, and slow dance in our kitchen while our favorite song plays in the background. We’re both in our pjs, me in your T-shirt that’s way too big, and you in your plaid flannel pants. The smell of you and the cookies cloud my vision, and the overhead light shines upon us like the moon shines on the stars. We laugh together, and you twirl me, and I stumble and crash, and I’m laughing, and you’re laughing, and we’re both so caught up in the bliss of this moment, we let our cookies burn.

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

I had a dream I was one of the kids in IT and I found out that Pennywise is powerless if you just ignore him so we all sat around making forced small talk while Pennywise was getting progressively more frustrated and desperate doing backflips and anything that might get our attention going “guys look. GUYS LOOK. GUYS”

While we’re talking about horror movie villain dreams I once had one where we didn’t want to invite Freddy Krueger to a party and we were all awkward and he was like “…is…is it because of the whole killing thing…?” and we didn’t have to heart to say yes