Reality is an Illusion

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

What if your mom took you to see the girls you play dolls with from down the street get burned alive. And then you go to Paris and finally find love but then you get assaulted and then your assaulter burns themself alive in front of you. And then your first love burns themself in front of you. And then you go to Italy with your mom but then she abandons you and so you bury yourself for 80 years only to be pulled out by a sadist who tells you to watch over this statue so you don’t burn to death. And then the statue attacks you randomly one day and now you feel this evil ancient power inside of you that you have no idea what to do with. So you go to America and fall for this hot guy that reminds you of your first love but you keep fucking it up so you give him a daughter but then you fuck that up too and they kill you. So you wallow and then decide to do the revenge thing but then when it’s too late you realize it isn’t what you actually wanted because once again you’re a little boy in France watching a girl burn alive at a trial BUT ITS YOUR DAUGHTER.