melt your headaches

What’s even more savage is the way she stabs the first guy in the crotch before using the same arrow to kill the second guy. Susan’s not messing around.

Turn on

#susan pevensie #or her extremely appropriate official title ‘susan the gentle’ 

Susan was gentle because she could’ve been like this all the time but mercifully chose not to.

you people will reblog anything

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

This is it. This is the meme of the decade. Photoshopping a goose into classic works of art. We've peaked

you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.

Excuse me what

She said the Corona virus is gods punishment for scientists trying to play god ("scientists playing god" is scientists finding proof of other genders, and helping trans people transition, etc.)

Reblog this if you're either trans, a trans ally, or a scientist bringing Gods wrath by helping people feel comfortable.

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys