I'm Not Gonna Lie...

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

american radical leftists that are against voting bc you're 'buying into the system' while completely ignoring the fact that said system is doing literally everything in its power to take that right to vote away from groups of people it views as prone to dissent both through legislation and mass incarceration and has done everything in its power to keep oppressed groups from having the right to vote at all for centuries proving that voting is one of the most powerful tools at our fingertips. get out of my face before i beat your ass you psyop bitch

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

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