Just a fan of whatever it comes

"He’s not allowed to fight his addiction"

- TRK. CH 9

"I warned you once already, didnt? I dont feel anything."

"Anymore"

- TRK. CH 12

He always knew when Andrew was lying.

 He'd just never before seen Andrew lie to himself.

- EC. Kevin meet Andrew. "It's sad, I can't imagine being so apathetic about life. To never be excited, or happy, or willing to risk it all—what a gray existence. How do you wake up and keep moving every day if you don't get anything out of being alive?" - EC. Son Nefes, part 3 "Because I made you a promise" "i did not forget it just because you chose not to believe me. I did what i said I would do, and fuck you for expecting anything else" – TKM. CH 8 "Everyone knows now bee"

"Who fears the monster that knows the taste of a whip?"

you're what's wrong with me (affectionate)

Sure, he's funny and the old man is a little more tolerable because Hal is around to tamper down his temper on everyone's behalf, but the kids, for the most part, had only ever seen Hal as a fifo roommate who kisses their dad and has clearance just a level below their own

...until they got kidnapped in space.

They forgot who started it; but somehow with each person who got kidnapped in a rogue airship within the solar system, another two followed in an attempt to "rescue" them.

Now Dick, Jason, Damian, Tim and Cass were all comically suspended in cages, bickering about who gets to execute the rescue protocol and have to explain to Bruce why they're on an off-planet mission that he specifically blacklisted any heroes of their level to go on

Mid-bickering, the ship experiences trouble. The aliens are panicking, and they're all but ready to leverage the lives of their 5 young Earthling hostages to get out of the solar system aliev

And then there stood Hal Jordan, Greatest Green Lantern that Ever Lived, the Man Without Fear in all his furious glory

He starts speaking in tongues at the aliens, but the aura was very much giving "Give me back those kids and then FUCK OFF from MY solar system!"

The aliens are simpering apologies as they carefully free the kids under the discerning gaze of a clearly pissed off looking Green Lantern

Dick at least thought there would be a fight, but the aliens digressed.

"We apologize sincerely, Lantern Jordan. We did not know these were your children!"

"And if they weren't? Kidnapping them is fine? 😠 They're literally babies! It is not safe for them to be away from home for so long! 😤"

"Yes sir, we are so sorry now please do not make us all explode internally..."

Tim makes the mistake of coughing. COUGHING. It's just dust, he swears, but Hal goes livid and the cussing starts all over again because "THESE BABIES ARE CHRONICALLY ILL 🤬 HOW DARE YOU NOT EVEN SCAN YOUR HOSTAGES YOU GALACTIC AMATEURS"

And the kids are just... babies? We're Hal's babies? When did that happen?

Cut to them being inside of the Watchtower, guiltily eating Batburgers while Hal is on a call with the Lanterns of the next sector about how "MY BOYFRIEND'S KIDS GOT KIDNAPPED BECAUSE A PIRATE ENTITY TRESPASSED YOUR SECTOR INTO MINE 😰😠"

Bruce isn't doing anything.

Endo said the furthest thing from the truth, and it's completely understandable that Sakura reacted so aggressively.

Okay, Suo wasn't honest with the boys and constantly lied to them. But does that mean he wasn't their ally?

What about everything Suo did during his time at Furin? It was Suo who suggested Sakura become first-year grade captain because he believed in him. It was Suo who trained and motivated Nirei. He was seen as the brain and heart of their team, when he proved himself as the strategist during the Noroshi War.

Throughout his time at Furin, Suo supported the boys, helping them develop. He cared about their well-being and making them even stronger. If that's not behavior worthy of an ally, I don't know what is.

Suo did what he had to do and disappeared and only his disappearance should be considered betrayal. I refuse to believe that what he did while he was with the boys stemmed from malicious intent. He brought too much good to the group to be considered anything other than an ally.

And if that is the case, I'd love for Suo to try to compensate for his past secrecy by over sharing and trauma dumping.

Sakura: Say, Suo, Is your eye-

Suo: ah, you mean this eye? The one that I lost in the ritualistic punishment I got after I tried to run away from Red Chanpuru when I was a child?

Sakura:... I was gonna ask if your eye PATCH is made of real leather. Holy shit though

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Tsubaki: aw I love your earrings! So stylish!

Suo: thank you! They belonged to my master, who raised me. They're dead by the way, I had to take these from their corpse as per their last will. That was such a bad week, I also almost got murdered twice.

Tsubaki:....

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Suo: so yes, since part of my training to become an officer included salt being rubbed against my every wound, I had very good motivation to learn how to dodge early in my journey.

Kiryu: I only asked you to pass the salt suo-chan

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Suo: -and that's how I almost died from poisoning when I was 11 after someone got jealous of how fast I was climbing the ranks and put poison in my food. After that, you can imagine how I'd try to avoid eating anything not specifically made by me

Anzai: ...

Suo: So, thank you for asking me which pizza flavor I'd like, but I'll have to decline the offer. I'm sure I can make myself something quick to eat while you guys have that, in the time it'll take the pizza to be delivered. Ah, I'm also really good ar cooking and using kitchen knives because of that time -

Anzai: pls just. Stop.

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Suo: come one, Sugishita-kun! Let's join the others

Sugi:

Suo: ive never been to an amusement park, you know? since I've been groomed for the asphyxiating responsibility of looking after an entire city that was dropped on my shoulders as a young boy, I never truly got to enjoy my youth and have fun. But of course I'd never want you to feel pressured into joining us!

Sugi:

Suo: did I mention I spent my last birthday being forced to-

Sugi: okay. I'll go. Stop.

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Eyepatch was never one of your allies...I’m not done. Eyepatch is actually…one of Red Chanpuru’s officers.

(my baby is so unintentionally funny)