When you move, I move

you've been summoned for july duty

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

ooh I got pliny of elder

love when hot women in their thirties are blogging with me. like that’s the hottest thing we can do.