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this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

Two churches located across the street from each other.

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

yes it happened to me once

Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.

okay but this is so adorable

brb sCREAMING

mood: i’ll wait in the car

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty