Florence

Nobody prepared me psychologically for this Grand Prix, honestly? The season only just started in Canada.

There is no greater betrayal than the author of your fav fanfics about a certain ship posting a new work about a new ship (that you don't follow).

Of all the reasons I could love Carbono, I think it's the fact that they're seen as dominant, but everyone agrees that they're totally submissive bottoms to their women. And they identify with this by talking about them in interviews, and making fun of each other for it.

Felix being a Lestappen fanboy wasn't on my bingo card.

I feel like I'm living wrong because my dad never went into debt and gave me away as a bargaining chip to a mobster, who just happened to be Carlos Sainz.

They need to hand over Ferrari's strategy to a Lestappen fanfic writer; they always have a hell of a strategy in their stories! They certainly wouldn't let the drivers change the tires 100 years later.

I like watching Oscar because it's so obvious he lived in a house of women; it's in him like a part of himself.

I'm against F1 drivers having social media accounts, giving interviews on their own, or even opening their mouths. They would be better off keeping quiet behind a steering wheel.

Max Verstappen, Gabriel Bortoleto, Mark Webber, and Carlos Sainz are going to the Aston Martin to set the car on fire, threaten Adrian, and sue Honda.