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✨ Argentina are through to the World Cup final! ✨

Lionel Messi has refused to let the dream die, propelling Argentina to their seventh World Cup final, the third time the magician will captain his country on the grandest stage. La Albiceleste defeated the Three Lions in what was, astoundingly, Messi’s first ever match against England. With this monumental victory, Argentina sets up a final against Spain.

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

US's team captain was given a red card by a ref, meaning he had to sit out the rest of that game and the following one against Belgium

Trump reached out to FIFA to overrule it. I think technically they delayed punishment to have him sit out a future game but not this one

US gets to have their team captain for the game against Belgium

Soccer games at this level are famously low-scoring, with 1:1 and 1:0 being the most common final scores

Belgium completely destroys the US team, winning 4:1

The one where Carlos gets magically de-aged and Oscar gets more than he bargained for.

Oscar Piastri/Carlos Sainz Jr. // T // Wordcount: 1971 // Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Age Regression/De-aging, Magically De-aged Character, Alpha Carlos Sainz Jr., Omega Oscar Piastri, Protective Carlos Sainz Jr., Dubcon Cuddling, Nesting, Scents and Smells, Curses

my contribution to @omegaoscarficfest ! This was so fun!!!!