florantine

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

it is important to cling to wonder btw

many people grow up and forget what it feels like to be a child. we must remember this. we have to remember what a joy it is to play. to learn. to build connections. to grow. to experience. we must hold onto the things that awe us. we are changed by what we love

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again