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weâre british | harry potter | female!reader insert
thanksgiving was two days ago so letâs pretend i posted this two days ago! again, there is a harry james potter x reader if you squint! iâm a whore for him so... thereâs bound to be a lot of that every time i write something harry potter related. sorry lolol
"are you guys excited for the feast tomorrow?â
the trio gave their american friend weird looks as each of them tried to figure out why theyâd have a feast tomorrow. yes, the had a feast every night but this one sounded special. well to y/n, not to them.
âwhat feast?
y/n looked at ron as if he had grown three heads. âthanksgiving, itâs tomorrow.â
the y/h/c haired couldnât understand why they were so confused. all the golden trio could do was look at their american friend as if she had gone crazy.
âwhat?â
hermonie looked around her before looking back to y/n. âweâre british.â
âoh... right.â
ron had disregarded hermonieâs words and looked at y/n excited. âso weâre having a feast?!â
hermonie rolled her eyes at his words. âno ronald.â
y/n slummped in her seat. âthatâs a bummer.â
âwe could do a small feast type thing. in the common room?â harry suggested. he noticed rather quickly that y/n was upset but tried to mask it.
âno, itâs fine. really. merlin, itâs a bummer you brits donât celebrate thanksgiving.â
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among us | harry potter x slytherin!fem!reader
hi! just know that ive never read nor watched the harry potter series so this is not 100% accurate. then again this is a bit of my take on how i think these certain characters would act when introduced to a muggle game. although i do have my fair share of knowledge about the characters and such. i might make a part two to this that shows the reader play with the malfoys if they agreee to do so. you can see harry j. potter x reader if you squint just a little bit! anyways, enjoy reading! <3
y/n had recently been into this new game called, âamong us.â she was utterly fascinated by the muggle world and would often spend her summers in muggle london as they would call it.
her friends at hogwarts would look at her as if she were crazy everytime she told them she would be spending time there. y/n was used to it though. it never really bothered her.
it took the golden trio a while to warm up to y/n. they werenât so sure if she was just befriending them to rat them out to umbridge but as time passed they realized that wasnât the case.
âslow down gryffindors!â y/n had been wanting to play with them ever since she found out about the game when she snuck off one night.
the three friends stopped at the voice. they were discussing what they were going to do for the summer before a certain y/h/c haired girl called out.
hermione loved having another girl around, she could only handle hearing about quidditchďżź so much. the boys werenât so happy as both the girls often teamed up against in whatever it was they were doing.
âhey y/n.â
the girl sent them a huge smile. âokay, so thereâs this new game-â
âif itâs not quidditch, does it really matter?â
y/n raised her brow at ron as if challenging him to continue. the weasley quickly shut his mouth. although he has known her for quite a while now she could still be very intimidating.
âas i was saying, i think we should play it on the first day of summer. i know you three are spending it together so i thought we could play it before that.â
the three looked at one another before looking back at her. they had been wanting to invite her to spend the summer over at the burrow but draco had beaten them to it.
it absolutely baffled them that y/n was even friends with him. although, she was slytherin they figured she wouldnât want to talk to him as she was friends with them. while it may have been foolish for them to think that, they couldnât help it.
âwhat is it?â
harry watched as y/nâs eyes lit up as his question. âokay so,â the girl started walking towards the courtyard, her friends right behind, âitâs called âamong usâ and itâs a super fun game. it may be a muggle game but merlin is it fun! i played last night with some of my friends and had a blast.â
y/n turned around as she was saying her last words to look at her friends faces. âhow do you know about it if youâve been here at hogwarts all this time?â
hermione rolled her eyes at ronâs stupid question. âshe obviously snuck off last night, ronald.â ron shot a glare towards the brunette before turning his attention back towards y/n.
âso, will you guys play? itâs alright if you donât want to! i just thought youâd guys enj-â
harry cut her off. he couldnât stand listening to y/n ramble nervously as she thought they might say no. âweâd love to. it sounds like fun.â
again, he didnât miss the way her eyes light up. âexplain the rules and weâll play tomorrow.â
hermione and ron nodded at their best friends words. y/n couldnât have been happier. she didnât think she could handle hearing no from them.
***
âi want to be red, harry!â
y/n had suggested they play on computers. it took her about a good hour or so to teach harry, ron, ginny, the twins, luna and neville how to use it. hermione already knew how as she had grown up with muggle parents and they had a computer of their own at home.
the boys had been arguing over who was going to be red for the past ten minutes. everyone was spread out, but they had mistakenly put ron and harry a bit too close.ďżź
almost everyone had already picked out their colors. the twins were black and white. ginny, purple. neville, dark green. hermione, orange. luna, blue. y/n, yellow.
âiâm the chosen one, i should be able to get whatever color i want.â
everyone rolled their eyes at this. harry often pulls the âiâm the chosen oneâ card everytime he wants something. âharry, for the love of merlin, just let ron be red and you can have light green.â
y/n had had enough of listening to the two boys bicker. hermione was about to yell at them but y/n beat her to it. much to hermioneâs dismay, y/n had only used a stern tone with them.
harry glared at ron before grumpily changing his color. ron stuck his tongue out at him and chose the color red with a smile.
the twins snickered at harryâs face. it always brought them so much joy watching harry and ron argue. as they could never stay on a single topic for more than five minutes before moving onto another.
âcan i press start now?â neville asked. y/n sent the boy a soft smile before nodding.
***
ginny let out a gasp. everyoneâs brows raised at the sound. âwhere?â y/n asked.
âit was in navigation.â
âright, who killed luna!â luna let out a laugh as she sat back and watched her friends debate on who they thought the imposter was.
âi bet it was ron.â harry was obviously still bitter about having to change his color, not that heâd ever admit it out loud. âoh, shove off harry! i was with you and you know it!â
everyone let out small giggles at this. âit might be one of the twins.â ginny looked at her brothers quickly as she was ready to vote either of them out. âbut who?â hermonie was so close to finishing her task and then ginny discovered a body.
âi donât know nevilles been awfully quiet, you guys.â george said. âyeah, he probably killed luna.â fred added on.
âmy vote is still with ron.â
âi was with you the whole time!â
harry mocks ron as he votes. âiâm voting fred.â hermonie nodded at y/nâs words voting for the slightly taller twin aswell.
ginny went for fred while as the twins and neville went for hermonie. ron voted harry just to piss him off.
âwhat! iâm not the imposter!â hermonie exclaimed. âyou were quick to vote for me.â george nodded at his twins words.
***
âstop following me ron!â
y/n was running around aimlessly as she had finished her task and was looking for hermonie. unfortunately, for her ron was starting to follow her.
âwhy? the buddy system, y/n, the buddy system.â
âscrew the buddy system, ron! get away from me.â
fred and neville had found both ron and y/n. âha! now you canât kill me because you have witnesses.â
fred went for the kill first. neville following soon after. the gryffindor boys vented to separate places. ây/n and ron were dead in security.â
âitâs fred, iâm telling you guys!â
âno itâs not, hermonie.â
âvote fred. donât listen to him.â
ginny didnât have to be told twice. âdonât worry y/n iâll avenge you!â ron mocked a hurt expression. âand me right?â
âyeah, yeah. you too.â ginny waved her hand dismissively. harry tried to cover up his laugh but failed and let out a snort.
âoh, shut up harry!ďżźâ
***
everyone quickly became obsessed with the game. the weasleys, hermonie, and harry often writing letters to y/n, asking her when they could play again. neville and luna sending letters as well.
the slytherin girl couldnât help but feel proud at this. she decided to take her chances and show it to the malfoyâs.
though she knew it might take a whole load of convincing them, she weighed out the pros and cons.
lucius liked her enough to not hex her for asking to play a muggle game. draco had come to adore muggle london, though he would never admit it. and narcissa was always willing to try something new to get her family together.
if they said no, she could always just ask draco to play with her. but even then he might say no. thatâd hurt her a bit if he did. y/n didnât mind playing by herself in a game with random people. she just preferred playing with friends.
âi think we should have a game night.â
bringing it up during dinner was the best idea. that way sheâd at least have time to run a few feet from lucius before heâd hex her.
the malfoyâs perked up at this. they havenât had a family game night ever since draco got into his third year at hogwarts.
narcissa told it upon herself to ask what they were playing, figuring as neither her husband nor son would ask.
âso.. um.. itâs a muggle game?âďżź
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live streams | matthew gray gubler x fem!reader
this is sorta long but like not really. i started this at 5 and ended at 7. BYE ASF IVE NEVER TAKEN THAT LONG ON A PIECE. ENJOY READING DARLINGS <333
âmatthew! you wanna live stream with me?â i rarely live streamed as i didnât really know what i was doing but i got the hang of it as i went on. matthew always stayed silent when i did live stream not wanting to give away that we were dating or that we were even hanging out. as far as the fans know we were just friends.
âare you sure? i was just about to go to the living room so i donât bother you.â matthew wasnât very ideal with the fans knowing that we were together as some of them can be really rude when they even hear a rumor of matthew possibly dating someone.
âyeah, come on. itâll just be two friends hanging out and doing a little live stream.â
convincing him was difficult. he kept thinking about how people would figure it out and all that jazz but after a while it worked. i helped set up his area beside me, leaving space in between us so we could move our mouses without bumping our hands.
i notified people on my instagram and twitter that i was going to be doing a live stream with matthew. matthew doing the same. i laughed as he said that he wasnât going to do so.
âhey guys!â matthew gave a small wave and smiled at his camera. âwait.. what are we playing?â
âoh! i forgot to tell you before we started. weâre playing minecraft!â
i let out a giggle at matthewâs face at the games name. âwhat is that?â
âa game. i already have it downloaded on your imac.â
âwhy? i donât play that game and how did i not notice?â
âbecause i play it when i use it. you not noticing is so weird because itâs literally right there.â i reach out and point to the bottom of his screen. matthew lets out a small âohâ and pushes me off.
âdo you want me to join your realm or do you want to join mine?â
âyou can call all the shots. i donât even know how to play this stupid game.â matthew grumbled as he watched me. i send him a small smile and start a new realm. âdonât i have to like friend you or something?â i shake my head. ânope, i already have you friended.â
matthew nods at my words and looks at his screen. âdo i click this?â i nod and he presses the button to join my realm.
i immediately ran over to the trees and started to get some wood. matthew looks at me as if iâve grown two heads. âuh.. y/n how do i move?â before i can help him he starts pressing random buttons. âno, matthew!â
he ends up clicking a button that allows him to see his skin. âoh! oh, wow! hey, look iâm rumple!â i smile as i remember spending hours working on that skin for him. âi know. i made it for you.â
i lean over and teach him how to move, jump, run, crouch, hit, and mine. the last two things were basically the same thing but it was easier to teach him that way. teaching him how to craft, open his inventory, drop stuff. and scroll on his hot bar was the easiest thing he learned. as iâm doing this matthew says small comments. âmatthew, shut up!â
âi didnât do anything!â
***
âmatthew! get out of my house! make your own house!â
this had been an on going battle with him. he wanted to live with me and i insisted that he live alone. âbut y/nnnnnn weâd save more space for more builds if you just let me live with you!â
matthew had a way of always getting his way. no matter what is was that he seemed to want, heâd get. i guess it was part of his charm.
âfine-â
i get cut off by matthew cheering and jumping out of his chair to hug me. âbut youâre sleeping in your own room not next to me.â his cheering dies down at my words. âwhat? why not?â he pouts but i refuse to give in. heâs already lving in my house for god sake.
ây/n pleaseeee. i wonât steal your stuff or anything.â
i shake my head and continue building my house making sure to add another room for matthew. he continued to beg as he helped build the house.
âokay! you can sleep next to me! now quit yappinâ.â
a huge smile took over his face as his minecraft character made his way over to my room and placed his bed next to me. i couldnât help but smile at him as he did a little happy dance.
***
ây/n i swear to god if you take that dog.â
âyouâll what? there are other dogs around gube! this is my dog, i found it first!â
âno! the others ran away you go find them. i refuse to run around to find them when one is right in front of my face.â
i smirk as i start to give the dog bones. matthew catches on and tries to give her bones but fails. hearts go above the dogs head after i gave her three bones. âha!â
matthew hits me and my dog starts to attack him. âwhat the fuck? y/n help me!â a loud laugh rumbles through my body as i sit her down. âguess you better run and go find those other dogs before she kills you.â
he turns to me and pokes my side. i smack his hand away not taking my eyes of the screen as i was trying to get my dog back home safely. matthew turns back to his screen and starts his âquestâ as he called it to find the other dogs that ran off.
***
weâve been on the live stream for a good three hours and matthew was starting to get the hang of it and so far we havenât had any slips ups on us dating.
in those three hours we had found diamonds, made a farm for both crops and animals, made a roller coaster, tried to make a small cafe but gave up and just made a fishing shack. we were now going to the nether.
âgube, are you sure about going to the nether? this is literally the first time youâve ever played this game.â
âyeah but iâm basically a god at this game now.â
âoh please. youâve died at least a hundred times.â
ânuh uh! you are such a liar! donât lie to the people.â matthew winks at the camera and i roll my eyes. âyou can be such a boy sometimes.â
i grab some food, my bucket filled with water and three extra buckets, and my bow along with some arrows.
âcan i light it?â
âbe my guest.â
matthew takes out his flint and steel and lights the portal. âwoah, itâs so pretty.â he stares at the now purple portal in awe. i jump in and the nether starts to generate. âwait till you see the actual nether.â
he doesnât say anything when weâre in the nether and i start to think he thinks itâs ugly. âum.. matthew? you good?â he doesnât respond as he just keeps looking around. it wasnât until i punched him in the shoulder that he snapped out of his trance.
âwhat?â
âyou alright?â
âyeah, yeah. itâs just so beautiful. almost as beautiful as you.â
i snort at his cheesiness and start to walk around.
things were doing just fine until a ghast found us while we were making our way towards the nether fortress. both matthew and i screamed as the ghast made a noise. it shot at us. luckily, we had made a small platform before entering the nether fortress.
âhow do i shoot it back?!â
âhit it back with your sword!â
it knocked down matthew. âoh my god! babe, iâm gonna die!â
i didnât even notice that matthew had called me babe while we were live as i was trying not to die. âi died lol.â
a laugh came out of my mouth as matthew said lol. âoh! i killed it! my love, you better get your ass back here right now!â
i start to mine down and run over to where i saw a ghast tear fall. âlook! i got a ghast tear!â matthewâs character came running up behind me. âyou want it?â
âno, you killed it. plus, i donât want a memory of that stupid thing. it killed me for no reason!â
âitâs a mob.. it doesnât need to have a reason to attack you.â matthew lets out a whatever under his breath and starts to make his way back to the nether fortress.
***
âokay guys thanks for watching!â
âyeah, she really appreciates it when you guys tune in and watch her die half the time.â
âmatthew! i didnât die as much as you did and we only played for like three fucking hours!â
i read some of the comments that were popping up. some of them were âbyeâsâ and the rest were just freaking out that we were dating. my eyes widen a bit at the comments until i realized that matthew had called me babe and i had said my love when the ghast was attacking us.
âgube... cats out of the bag.â
he looks at me for a second before looking at comments and scanning through them. âwell, looks like i can kiss you on camera now.â my laugh gets swallowed by matthew as he presses his lips to mine.
âokay. bye guys! have a good night!â
âbyeee!â
i click off the stream and turn to matthew. âi thought you didnât want our relationship to get out?â a smirk comes across my face. âyeah, but there was no way on backing out on that one.â
âyouâre not mad?â
âwhat? of course not! why would i be? i finally get to show you off, though i did want to keep you to myself a little longer but itâs cool.â
i smile at his words and kiss him again. âiâm going to make coffee. can we watch charlie and the chocolate factory?â
âhm. whatever you want princess.â
i press a small kiss to his nose before running off to get the pot started.Â
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goodbyes | shawn mendes x fem!reader
IM NOT VERY GOOD AT WRITING ANGST LOLOL. IM SORRY THIS IS REALLY SUCKY AND ITS LIKE FOUR IN THE MORNING. I DONT KNOW WHY IM YELLING. i should really get some sleep lmfaoo iâm so sleep deprived. but here.
âi canât do this anymore shawn.â
âcanât do what?â
âthis,â i said pointing between the two of us. âi canât keep doing this!âďżź
âwhat?â
âthe constant sneaking around. the lying. the media. shawn, iâm done.â
i knew what i was getting into when i said yes to being his girlfriend. but i didnât know that heâd keep me in the dark. or that heâd pull a PR stunt with his âbest friendâ camila cabello.
âdonât say that.â
âwhat? itâs the truth!â
âno! you said you loved me, y/n! that youâd never leave me. no matter how hard this gets!â
shawn was never the type of person to yell. but when he does itâs honestly scary. i was used to the soft spoken shawn. who would honestly never hurt a fly.
âthat was before you started that stupid PR thing! when you started to keep me in the dark. iâm tired of it!â
what was i doing? iâm yelling at shawn at his own home. he lives in a condo. where there are other people right next door.
âyou said youâd never leave me..â
shawns voice was merely a whisper now. he was slouching on his couch, looking defeated.
âi donât want to. i donât want to leave at all. i want to stay with you. have a life with you! but what youâre doing.. i canât keep going.â
a single tear makes it down my cheek but i quickly wipe it away. i am not going to show signs of weakness. at least, not now.
âiâm sorry. i love you so much and i- i donât want to lose you. i really dont.
iâll um iâll call andrew and tell him that iâm done with the stunt and that iâm going public with you.
just please.. donât leave me.â
i shake my head. i donât want to be the reason shawns new single does horribly. or that camilas new album doesnât make it onto the charts.
âi canât let you do that. iâm sorry shawn.
but weâre done.â
soft cries leave shawns body as the words leave my mouth. i donât even try and keep the tears at bay.
i look at shawn for a second knowing that if i looked for more than that iâd change my decision.
âif weâre meant to be.. weâll find our way back to each other.
i love you.â
Everybody wants to be a cat
I did it. Michael is now officially a big cat. No debate !
      Fucking Supreme. Cordelia, this bitch, not only decided to kill his Miss Mead and his allies, but she also did something to him, with this weird powder, after he refused to follow her. Now Michael was not feeling good. Not at all. But he had no idea what the witch did to him. Slowly, he went in the woods, to call his Father, asking for his help, his guidance, but Satan didnât answer. For days, he stayed here, ready to die alone, hungry, weak, not knowing what he was supposed to do anymore. Then, after all the halucinations he had, a voice. The feminine voice of a stranger, who was talking to him as if he was a child.
      "Hello little one. Why are you here, in the middle of nowhere ? Are you lost ? But⌠Wow, what a strange symbol. Did someone⌠left you here ? They wanted to hurt you, to sacrifice you ? Maybe I scared them away. Quick kitty, before they decide to come back !â
Michael turned his eyes to the weird woman who was talking, and he realised that she was tall. But, really tall. To the point that she was able to lift him with one arm. Like is he really was a kid. But a very hairy kid.
      "Poor kitten.â she pouted, caressing his head. âYou are beautiful, you know ? Your eyes, your colour. Only a monster would leave a cat alone like that. You are skin and bones ! I will take you home, donât worry.â
Ah, so that was what Cordelia did to him. He was a cat. A fucking cat. Michael tried to talk, to say to the woman that he was not an animal, but only a miaowing left his month, making her laugh while she was putting him in her car. He wanted to jump, but he remembered that she talked about food. He was really hungry. And he has nowhere to go. So Michael decided to stay, just a bit, to get some energy back before finding a way to change back into his human form and kill all the Coven. They arrived to her flat and the woman, (Y/N), that was how her neighbour called her, tried to feed him with cat food. Michael didnât move, looking at the plate, then at her.
      "You are not hungry ?â she wondered. "Or⌠You donât like it ?â
Not about to communicate with her, Michael just turned around to move his back paws near the food, as a cat would do with shit. (Y/N) seemed to get it. First, she gave him milk. It was better, but not enough, and when he was done with his bolw, he patted it, to ask for more.
      "Well, you are a little prince, arenât you ?â
You have no idea, the prince of Hell, he thought, while she was looking for something to give him in the fridge. She found some red meat and Michael was pleased, but as soon as he finished to eat, he took refuge under the sofa, refusing to let her approach him, despite all her attempts.
      "Oh please kitty⌠Donât be a meanie. You are all dirty, you need a bath and to be brushed.â
Maybe she was right, and maybe Michael would not say not to some pampering after everything he just lived, but he was not a fucking cat and so he refused to be treating like one. He would stay under the sofa, until he decided that he wanted something. And he decided that he wanted a bath, but only after (Y/N) was asleep in her bed. He started to meow loudly, until she woke up, asking him what he wanted and following him in the bathroom, yawning.
      "Yup, you are a little prince.â she declared while she was bathing him, surprise to see a cat who liked water. "I will call you like that now. The little prince.â
It was good enough for Michael, who didnât care that much how she wanted to call him. Now that he was clean, with his stomach full, he just needed to sleep a bit and then he would go, to find a way to broke this stupid spell. Still wet, he decided to go back under the sofa, hissing at (Y/N) and threatening her with a raised paw when she tried to dry him. A bit because his body temperature was still very high. And a bit to annoy her. His plans were thwarted the next morning, when he realised that the flat was at least on the fifth floor, with no external stairs. Even though cats were said to always fall on their paws, he didnât want to take the risk. As he could not open the doors, his powers refusing to work, he had to wait a moment of inattention from (Y/N) to sneak into the corridor⌠where he fell on another door. It was impossible to leave the building. Furious, Michael mewed louder than the day before on (Y/N), who did not understand why he was so agitated, trying to calm him down with a bowl of milk. He stared at it for a minute, then he looked at her straight in the eye, knocking it down. After that, he decided to really act like a dirty beast. He pissed all over the apartment. When she was not paying attention to him, he climbed on the furniture and dropped several objects. He stayed under the couch or the bed for most of the day, still refusing to let her touch him, waiting for the night to meow. Then he would play with her. Sleeping on her pillow right when she wanted to go to bed. Bringing dead insects to her, as gifts, not like when he was with his Grandma, who he really wanted to please, but because he knew now that people didnât like it, even if he didnât understand why. Despite all this, (Y/N) remained very patient with him. She believed humans did awful things to him and the poor cat just needed time to be sure that she was not going to act like them. She was not totally wrong. Michael didnât understand right away why he was so mean to her, who never hurt him, who knew nothing of the situation, who was only kind to him. He didnât know it but he was simply mourning, in his particular way. He couldnât imagine his life without Miss Mead, he couldnât accept that someone could take her place in his heart, so quickly, so easily. But he was not proud of himself after some time, not finding it that funny  to growl or prevent the poor girl from sleeping. Since she was too nice to throw him outside, Michael needed a new approach anyway, so he decided to act like a real saint, to be a good cat, to get her trust and then maybe, thinking he would come back, she would let him go out.
      "You are really sweet lately.â laughed (Y/N) when he jumped on her laps, purring, rubbing his head on her. "My little prince, you are getting used of your new kingdom. Iâm glad.â
He let her touch him, and to his surprised, he liked it. Even if Miss Mead was hugging him from time to time, Michael was not touched a lot by people and he was missing it. It was pleasant, this hand on him. These caresses. On his head, on his neck, on his back. This heat, when he joined her in the bed, sticking to her body under the covers. Soon, (Y/N) became important to him. She was always complimenting him, touching him, taking care of him. Loving him. Like Miss Mead, but not like Miss Mead. Because she was not waiting for anything from him, except to find him in the morning. He didnât need to be the perfect Antichrist. He didnât need to be The Alpha. He didnât need to be a normal boy. (Y/N) was forgiving all his nonsense, because he continued to act like a little shit when she was focusing on something else than him. He would break a glass and looked at her, with his big, innocent blue eyes, and she would smile, taking him in her arms, before putting him in the sofa to clean the mess, asking him to not move.
      "It cuts little prince, I donât want you to hurt one of your cute paws.â
As she was paying attention to him, Michael started to pay attention to (Y/N). She was alone very often, leaving the flat only to work or buy groceries. Not using her phone a lot, which was never ringing. No mail. Nothing. It was weird, but she seemed happy. And she was a lot with him, so Michael was not complaining. He was starting to be happy, forgetting his destiny, he was⌠feeling at home. That was not okay, not okay at all. Not knowing what to do, his Father still not responding, locked in the flat, and a part of him wanting to stay, Michael started to be distant again, to think, even if it hurt (Y/N).
      "Come here, little prince. Kitty, kitty, where are you ?â she would call him sadly, as he was hiding somewhere.
He didnât like it, but it was like if he was betraying everyone. His Father, the warlocks, the satanists, his Miss Mead. But they were gone and he was lost. That didnât mean he didnât love them, like he loved his Grandma and Ben, but he moved on after their deaths. He had to move on. One day, (Y/N) didnât call for him. She didnât fill his plate. She didnât leave her bed. It annoyed him a bit, until he heard her little sobs. When he ran into the room, he found her asleep, very hot, crying. She was having a bad dream, caused by the fever. Immediately, Michael jumped on her, meowing to wake her up.
      "Li⌠Little prince ?â she asked, still half asleep. "Itâs you ? You came for me. You are a sweet, sweet kitty.â
He meowed again, and she believed that he was hungry, just asking for food, so she tried to get up, but quickly felt back in bed. To prevent her from trying again, Michael lay down on her chest, and automatically she caressed him.
      "Iâm sorry. I will wake up soon, promise. Donât worry. Itâs alright. I will not let you donw. I said I would not. After all, you saved me.â
Strange. Michael was sure that is was the other way around, that she saved him, when she found him in the woods. Maybe it was the fever.
      "You know⌠In the forest⌠I was not on a walk. I⌠was not supposed to come back. Iâm pretty lonely, you see. I donât have a lot of friends. Iâm not close to my family. I donât like my work. My decision was taken, but⌠I saw you, and I knew I couldnât let you. So I changed my mind. I had a little prince to help. Everything is so much better now that you are here.â
For some moment, Michael didnât move. He didnât breath, only staring at her. She was in the woods to kill herself and she decided not to after meeting him. Normally, people decided to die or were killed because of him. It was new. Now that he thought about it, maybe he went in the forest to die too, because like her he was alone. Cordelia was right, his Father was not with him. And at the end they both saved each others. Feeling sad, Michael started to meow again and again, wanting to say to (Y/N) that he was never going to leave her, that she was important to him, he purred, he rubbed his face against hers, he licked her tears, everything to make her feel his love. To make her feel better.
      "Meow. Meow. I promise you. I will stay, I donât want to lose you, IâŚâ
His voice scared him a bit. He was not ready to hear it, as he was not ready to see his hands, his humanâs hands, and then his whole body in the bedroomâs mirror. He was back to normal. Cordeliaâs spell was broken. Buy why ? It was obvious, when he thought about what she told him before cursing him. She wanted him to be good and to not follow the path his Father created for him.When he promised (Y/N) to stay with her, he decided to do that. Now the Coven, and Earth, were saved. Slowly, she opened her eyes and had a weak smile, touching his cheek.
      "Oh little prince, you are beautiful, so beautiful.â
      "Michael. Iâm Michael.â he breathed, taking her hand. "I will take care of you, as good as you took care of me.â
      "Michael. Itâs a sweet name for my little prince. Michael.â
She said his name several more times before falling back to sleep. Michael kissed her forehead, only getting up to prepare some food for her, and for him, and to try to find some manâs clothes in the closets. When she woke up again, (Y/N) was surprised and a bit scared to find him in her bed. She thought it was the fever. He calmly explained everything to her. It was a bit weird. He was taking more space, not able anymore to hide under the sofa and asking for more complicated food, but except from that, Michael was still acting like a big cat, mostly when he was purring against her in bed, wanting more cuddles, so she decided that he could stay.
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tease | spencer reid x fem!reader
no this isnât smut. no matter how like kinky???? or smutish???? the title sounds IT HAS NO SMUT I PROMISE. i literally got this idea a tiktok. BYE ASF I CANNOT. itâs linked if you wanna see it and maybe give him a follow. i also already know this one ainât going to flop as itâs lit rally spender reid. LIKE YALL ARE SUCH WHORES FOR THIS MAN. i mean.. i am too but like give my other writings some love. LMFAOOO
update: appearently having links messes with the tags so i canât link the video but his @ is jacksonpassaglia if u want to watch it!
you and spencer always teases each other. well.. mostly you teased spencer but that wasnât the point. whenever you had a chance youâd poke at him or heâd poke at you.
he rarely ever did but when he did it always shocked the team. you would shoot him a smirk before firing back something.
the team always enjoyed your small banter. it wasnât until one day they had caught onto spencerâs feelings.
he was really closed off when it came to his feelings not wanting to be a burden to them. when it came to you though, he couldnât hide anything from you.
that is other than the fact that heâs been slightly in love with you for a quite a bit now.
âi know youâre obsessed with me.â you sang as spencer was in the middle of saying how you religiously watched princess and the frog and ratatouille.
as soon as the words left your mouth, spencer fell silent. he quickly recovered once he remembered that the team was literally in the same room as you two.
âam not!â
he silently cursed at himself as he noticed how high pitched his voice got. derekâs face immediately morphed into his signature smirk.
you raise your head from the case file and shot spencer an innocent confused look. âyou sure?â
penelope, jj, and emily couldnât help but smile as the thought of spencer finally admitting that he liked you crossed their minds.
âyes, iâm sure!â
you smirked at his voice, finally taking note on how high pitched his voice sounded. you only said it to fuck with him as he was telling the team how you watched two of your favorite films every night and falling asleep to them.
it didnât bother you that much but you knew that derek would tease the absolute shit out of you if spencer finished what he was saying.
and derek morganâs teasing was definitely something that you werenât prepared for.
âyouâre unbelievable!â
spencer, took a mental note on how he was practically yelling. there was no way youâd buy it.
rossi and hotch watched as their two youngest agents bickered. it always amused them that even when you guys were on your way to a horrifying crime sceneďżź that you still bickered over the smallest things.
rossiâs mind going to the day that the both of you went to him almost immediately to ask him which one of you two was the better cook fter you two had come back after going to the M.E.
spencer had had the audacity to say that his cooking was better than yours. you had immediately brought up the fact he almost burned down your apartment when he tried cooking alone.
rossi couldnât but shake his head at the happy memory.
hotchâs mind went to the day you guys were at house to babysit jack as you argued over who was the better babysitter.
it wasnât till you two stormed into the kitchen as hotch was about read to leave for his date with beth to ask him who was the better babysitter.
a small smile made its way onto the his face as he remembered the look on your faces when he said that derek was the better babysitter as he left.
âif you say so.â you shrugged as you turned your attention back to the case file in front of you.
spencer crumbled up a piece of paper before throwing it at you hitting you directly in the face.
out of instinct you turned to rossi and hotch. only for the two older men to shake their heads and turn their attention to their own case files.

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interested | noah schnapp x fem!reader
i know i havenât written anything in a while lolol and iâm sorry for that! i just havenât had any inspiration for anything but luckily this idea popped into my head while i was watching minecraft videos. i donât watch stranger things but iâm a huge simp for noah so. iâm sorry if your name is sophie just change the name if it is. i havenât seen many noah imagines on here but then again heâs a minor and i wouldnât want to read smut about a minor for gods sake. if this is disrespectful or anything please tell me and iâll take it down. i might never write for him ever again but who knows. if i do ever write for him again, just know it will not contain any smut whatsoever. heâs 15 and i refuse to write about a 15 year old having sex. thatâs gross.
âhey guys! how are you? i hope youâre doing well!â sophie said as she finally got her phone set up. you were sitting in beside her as you watched comments flood on.
many of the people that looked up to her knew who you were. she had tagged you in a couple of pictures but your account was private as you didnât want them digging into your private life.
you didnât even accept her other influencer friends not wanting to be associated with them. it wasnât that you didnât like them or anything but you didnât really like the vibe they were always giving you.
âoh hey noah!â
you were playing subway surfers not really paying attention to her or her live. ây/n, look noah schnappâs on here!â
you have heard about him. you werenât a fan of stranger things, like at all. you didnât watch it as you saw clips of it and it just didnât peak your interest. however, sophie loved the show and would always try and get you to watch it. but it never worked.
âi didnât know you were friends with him.â you say as you put your phone having died in the game. âwell now you know.â she said as she smiled.
you sent a smile to all the people watching before getting up to get a snack. âyou want something?â sophie shook her head.
when you entered the room again, sophie was talking to someone. âdid you end the live already?â
âno, iâm still on. i guested noah, stupid head.â
you stick your tongue out at her and sit beside her. you turn on the tv and watch whatever was on not really having interest in your friends conversation.
âhi y/n.â
you didnât hear the voice as you were very focused on what was happening in the show. sophie noticed and nudged you a bit.
âwhat.â you grumble as you didnât want to miss what was happening. ânoah said hi donât be rude.â
you resist the urge to roll your eyes and grab sophieâs phone. âhi noah.â you held the phone at an angle that you liked, not wanting to look bad in front of thousands of people.
noah let a smile take over his face when he saw you. heâd never tell sophie this but heâs had a thing for you ever since he stalked sophieâs account when they first became friends.
he was scrolling through her pictures when he came across a picture of you. it was birthday post she had posted pictures of you in front of your birthday cake.
you looked utterly beautiful in the photo. a huge smile on your face as you had spent the day with your friends and family.
he requested to follow you but wasnât accepted. he had remained requested for quite a while. he just thought you didnât want to do anything with him. but when he asked sophie about it she had told him that she never checks her follow request as she didnât want âfamousâ people following her.
noah couldnât help but feel his heart sink just a bit when he realized that she may never talk to him.
âhey! how are you?â
he slightly cringed at his voice. he had a deep voice but right now it was really high pitched. it only ever happens when heâs nervous or excited. right about now he was nervous.
you let a small laugh. âiâm good actually. how are you? iâve heard that youâre pretty famous.â
âthatâs great! iâm doing okay,
i wouldnât say iâm famous though.â
yours and sophieâs laugh could be heard. âare you kidding?â sophie asked as she moved her head into frame, eyeing noah.
âyeah. arenât you part of like one of the biggest shows right now?â
noah couldnât help but let out a laugh at your words. âyeah i guess you could say that.â
âwell, iâm going to let you go back to talking to soph. it was nice talking to you!â
noah tried to hide his disappointment as your face was gone from the screen. âwait!â
sophie looked at noah before handing the phone back to you. âcould you accept my request? iâd like to talk to you more.â
this was it. he was finally shooting his shot. well, not technically but it was a start. you couldnât help but let a confused look take over your face before smiling. âsure.â
and with that you gave the phone back to sophie. she sent you a look before talking to noah.
he couldnât help but wonder if your answer was sarcastic or if you actually meant it. he had come to the conclusion that heâd just have to wait and see if she accepted him.
after sophie ended the live, she eagerly turned to you. âoh my god! he totally has the hots for you.â you pause the show and look at her confused.
âwhat? no he doesnât. he was just being nice, soph.â
your friend rolled her eyes at you. she couldnât believe how oblivious you could be sometimes.
âhow did you miss the way he looked at you! literally when i turned the camera around to your face his whole face like lit up!â
you open your mouth to say something only for it to shut when sophie started speaking again.
âhe doesnât even know you that well and heâs already fallen for you. i mean, who wouldnât though you are literally so gorgeous!â
âsoph, youâve got to stop overthinking these things. he was just being nice.â
âsure. accept his request! come on.â
you quickly grab your phone and unlock it. tapping the instagram app, youâre immediately met with a picture of gracie abraham. you canât help but smile seeing that she had just released her album and like the photo.
you click on the follow request and you finally see all the people who want to get into you account. âaccept my friends y/n!â sophie says as she sees all her friends wanting to follow her. âno, i told you i donât want them following me.â
searching noahâs username in the small search bar that instagram has so you donât have to scroll through all the accounts just to find one.
youâre met with a bunch of fanpages for him and have to scroll a bit but eventually find his account. you press accept and follow him back.
not even a second later a message pops up on your screen.
Noah SchnappÂŽ
hey :)