smile like you meme it

earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention

im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

[Forgetting I have physical health issues] why do I feel so Bad

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made