My heart is like a rainbow shell

fun game idea for classicists (or any historians in general tbh): get a group together and see who can watch ancient aliens/any horrible history channel documentary the longest without shouting WHAT THE FUCK or otherwise wailing in despair

my ancient history teacher back at it again, putting a pic of Apollo as the background of the online class because "we need a healer in those trying times...although Apollo is often known for causing plagues. it's whatever."

ah! regular academia

Agamemnon would 100% be the person to hoard toilet paper and break quarantine

hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman

hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.

hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes

Growing up a woman is realizing Clytemnestra was right

THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Why hasn’t this existed for years???

What an excellent idea