A Sleepy Cryptid

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it

There's this very specific urban fantasy trope which is "processing the newfound horrors and wonders of the universe in a 24/7 diner" that gets me every time

Local ghost accidentally helpful via witchcraft and moonlight, declines for comment on specific events, instead rambling about mermaids delivering mail in area sea

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

does anyone have advice