So Fetch

Y'all better be drinking water.

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

I can’t

@lambylin

@meteroides

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”

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Im ready to be in the club for once

María Mariaaaaaa

Me

Rihanna’s titties

Guys act like they’re the first person to ever bless u with a compliment. “ur pretty, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” They don’t, mate

I think we as a generation need to stop being impressed by basic shit in relationships.

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

Niggas really do too fucking much

I’m screaming I love her

Ok but shout out to security

there’s an ominous threat