not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

well maybe i am "the faggot america"

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?