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trauma dumpling

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

A medieval nun would love this post

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

I feel like I'm crazy. They make such a big deal about rats stealing? Like they have options? What do you think would happen if a rat shows up at the food bank to feed his wife and kids? He'd be killed remi.

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

wait what is this stuff?

It’s rosin, and it’s used for bows for violins and the like. It is not edible

…. if you’re a coward.