girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

Biden calling a pro Palestine heckler a "MAGA republican". Pelosis calling protesters Russian or Chinese.. okay werk Democrats. Build your own graves

i was put on this earth to romanticize things, wear cute clothes, knowing a bunch of weird stuff, being flirty, saying unpleasant things, eating fruit, having great tits and the best taste in music

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.

does any one else think it should be easier

“let the bodies pile high” - boris johnson

Can we normalize not having to be busy in order to be left alone?