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My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.

That part

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it