they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

when franz kafka said “i could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason”

I don't want a movie to be "good" I want it to rewire my brain chemistry

Certified library post

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

“It’s not that deep!” Yes! It is!

If she’s bilingual that means she’s love you in two languages

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

Official please put yourself first sign