What a Stud

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets

Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something even scarier, like COMMITMENT or STUDENT LOANS

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

man I miss being 14 when I was willing and able to write whatever stupid indulgent bullshit I wanted and feel like I was absolutely killing it

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

Our nayme are cow And thru the fense, We stretch our fayce To get a sense Of wrinkly fur And crumbs from sup He taste quite nice We lik the pup