Eight Legs of Justice

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

PROTECT THEM

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

everyone shut up and listen to big iron

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days