Doofus

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

This new Death Grips song slaps

This is the funniest shit I ever seen

judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

what are we gonna do now boss?

Absolute anarchy

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

nobody gets in. nobody gets out

nah but on a real note there is an insane amount of porn on here like yes you can filter it out or whatever but theres sooooo many porn bots & blogs apple’s tired of it 💀

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that