Help, It’s Again

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

This is art.

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

Environmental storytelling

if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch

what are your never-skip tv openings that get you in the mood for the show

old guys say the coolest shit like “boy if I have another one of these peanut butter cookies theyre gonna have to lock me up and throw away the key”

I havent sucked dick in months! see?? *opens my mouth and a single moth flies out*