Welcome To My Hell Hole.

It's beaten out of you in elementary school.

it's not beaten out of you, you literally do still have them, you just don't recognize them. when you feel really antsy and distractible, like you want to Do Something but can't decide what? that's zoomies! you want to exercise!

my supreme malewife

hello, who am I squeaking with?

Hold on, I’m putting you on squeaker phone!

fiona what you did to that snake was fucked up

God forbid women do literally anything

The best thing about this is the absolute, blinding sincerity of Sean Bean’s delivery. Amazing.

A bee has never lied to Sean Bean not even once

i love people who talk about their thoughts, concepts and ideas

why do pigeons like the train station so much. theyre never hanging around the bus station or the airport. why do they like train station

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves