Paging Doctor Worm

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

@zoethesportsblog

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry