STATEMENT REMAINS

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

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