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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

notice how everyones 30 now

there's a 6th love language actually and it's called murder-suicide

I’m not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. It’s common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, that’s not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is “good practice” for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.

you have to email me but you also have to understand that when i receive emails i want to go in the woods. I have to go in the woods

*Trying to do small talk with a gay incestous couple* So which one of you was more hang up on being related and which one was more hang up on being gay?

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

we can eat wednesday food today

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr