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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

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i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem