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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

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i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

“and in this universe would you be helping him psychologically and trying to redirect his behavior” oh nah but i would be holding him tenderly. and on that dick. regularly

“ah he’s stabbed someone again” yeah. i was there. and you won’t like what happened afterwards

stevetony kinda the workplace romance of all time if you think about it: imagine starting a new job and the handsome billionaire man that funds the company invites you to live in his beautiful childhood mansion and offers you his black amex on a silver platter so you never have to pay for anything ever again. and then your fave coworker slash work husband turns out to also be said hot rich man and he's in love with you. steve rogers the culmination of every romcom protagonist's hopes and dreams

It's unfortunate that "I'm a pervert and wanna see" isn't an attractive statement to make because I am and often do like what the hell

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds