STATEMENT REMAINS

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

personality test came back negative

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

yeah sure whatever

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.