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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

happy 4th to her

on tiktok they're debating the ethics of being sexually attracted to the poop toy from the new toy story movie. in case anyone was curious

Maybe it will happen today.

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Gets so mad my pronouns change

@funnier-as-a-system

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

went to college and came back wrong