What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
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What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

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queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.
queer housing groups are like:
“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.
we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.
you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.
we are looking for someone who
is not mentally ill
is not disabled
will not be seen or heard
does not have friends
will wash dishes for us
you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.
we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)
people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.
*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”
rebbeca sugar really branched out huh

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A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die
British food look like this
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:
This is British food:
Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:
So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*
me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint
waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna
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WHO DID THIS.