ouug. Oghghghg..?

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

CZECHIA BEACH SUMMER WITH THE GIRLS!!!!!

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

actually up until yesterday i was being kept in a cage deprived of all semiotic signification. so each of my interpretations of reality is the correct one because unlike all of you i am seeing it without cultural historical and social frameworks of reference

hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means

Hat tip to @mephistophelia !

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.