ezra's ideas

"this would do wonders on tumblr dot com" not if i have anything to do about it

Medieval Slenderman: Collect Mine Pages *small blond boy falls out of his pocket* fuck not those ones

i'm gonna kiss you on the mouth when i say this. mmmhfrrggmmgffr.

i love making weird and fucked up posts that cater only to myself. reblogs do not bring me joy, but being a weird little freak does

maybe i sound old for this but we should really bring smiting ba

with the way things are going someone might actually win the internet one day

i have the opposite of parasocial relationships with content creators like no why are you standing in front of me get back in the box

how hungry are you on a scale of handful of cashews to thanksgiving

ur telling me a chicken potted this pie? it looks so realistic

it's always a little funny to me when people follow me like ok dude have fun in the maze the minotaur is the little girl leaving a bread crumb trail behind you that the glowing thread is devouring with all the hunger of a dog tied to a stake in an empty field and the beast is killed with no celebration only grief so much grief that it stains your hands with tears and sweat and lack of blood