Lickity Split

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

this is some good rock music right here.

captioned-vines [Evil German accent] “So you think that you can dance. That’s wonderful. [threateningly] Destroy him.” [laughs]

the bloopers are the best thing!

He’s adorable

😂😂

Strong winter vibes. -Emily

@boyxx

OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING WHAT FUCK WHAT AM I LISTENING TO FUCK

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

This proves that anything can be an instrument. 

I wake up, go onto tumblr, and find the greatest things the internet can offer.

@diddlepants @zarkosis

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

I’ve never had a bagel pizza except for the pre-packaged kind. Now I need to try to make one! They sound like a nice, light meal.

Ooh! My mom and sister use it all the time! I’ll have to look into it.

Brace yourself.

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

I’ve never had a bagel pizza except for the pre-packaged kind. Now I need to try to make one! They sound like a nice, light meal.

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What... is a pizzadilla?

They’re too good for this world

I want a family of golden retrievers

golden retrievers are better than some human beings this is a fact

@onlybadbitxhes

this is everything

I would buy groceries every day just so these pups can be happy I don’t care if it would empty my checking account

I never knew how much I needed this in my life until now

Omg