Hydroplane Joe

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this