#i love these things...

Dean would just not show up to lectures, and on the off chance he did come, he'd be drunk or hung over and would just sleep the whole time, and he'd just be like "everyone go home you're all getting a B no matter what I don't care." 2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot? Yes, and far too hot. Like, burn your eyes out hot. Just ask poor Pamela... 3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Oh my gosh, Freddie is the biggest Bond fanboy ever, so he'd be ecstatic about this. Idk, I guess he'd send him to spy on some sort of corrupt organization or something, and be all sneaky and awesome. It would obviously be successful, because hello, James Bond and Freddie Lyon, working together? Indescribably awesome.  4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? 50 Shades of Earl Grey.  5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? Probably for Aziraphale to swear fealty to Castiel. Maybe when Cas was having his little powertrip? I dunno, I think if Cas had visited Aziraphale at all during season 6, Aziraphale would have sat Cas down and talked out his issues, angel-to-angel, and they would have figured everything out before it got out of hand the way it did. 

6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? I'm trying to picture Q and Morgana living together, and I just can't. It's just too much culture shock.

On the other hand, Arya living with Morgana, while more culturally possible, would be really really dangerous, because pairing a psychotic sorceress with a murderous ten-year old seems like a really bad idea and would probably end up with one of them dead.

7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Bond would want to go somewhere classy, but he'd be outvoted by Abed and Castiel, who would just want to go to a fast food place (Cas for cheeseburgers, and Abed for chicken fingers). Abed entertains Castiel and James with impressions of them, and then they all have a rip-roaring discussion about Inspector Spacetime (Bond is a huge fan and Cas can actually time travel, so it totally works).  8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Oh my GOSH poor Sherlock, Arya would wipe the floor with him. I mean sure, Sherlock's got his Baritsu or whatever, but Arya was trained by Sylvio Forel, the first freaking sword of Bravos, for crying out loud! 9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? I can't imagine the Doctor stealing anything of Freddie's, in case it were Freddie himself (he'd make a great companion if you ask me).  10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. Something about Q holding a limited edition boxed set of the entire series of Inspector Spacetime. 11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? Some sort of alien entity threatening the Earth. If Loki can't enslave this planet, nobody else is allowed to enslave this planet either (also deep down Loki wants to protect Thor but ONLY SO HE CAN KILL HIM HIMSELF LATER OKAY). And the Doctor would just want to save the Earth because, well, he's the Doctor.  12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Abed and I would get along amazingly. We'd watch TV for hours, chill in the Dreamatorium, and eat nothing but chicken fingers and buttered noodles. It would be the best weekend ever.  13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? GO THE FUCK BACK TO JOHN AND TELL HIM YOU'RE ALIVE.  14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11? Haha, yup... 15. This question is missing…. Everyone except Loki, Morgana, and Arya is on the case! Those three would help, but they don't really give a fuck.  16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? "WINTERFEEEEELLLLLLLL" 17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? This one. 18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? The Doctor and Aziraphale get into a polite "no, you take it" battle, and Bond steals it while they argue.  19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Arya's ten years old, and would probably stab Cas no matter what he said. 20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Killing people?  21. What is 6's secret? He's addicted to snickerdoodles. 22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Q. I mean, the Impala is fast, but Q would just hack into the traffic lights and cause a major gridlock so Dean would get stuck.   23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Any attacker could snap either Abed or Freddie like a twig. If Abed were wearing his Bat suit, however, he could be very useful...

24. 1 and 5 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 8, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Okay so first of all, I'm gonna retype this question so it has names instead...

24. The Doctor and Morgana reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Loki's sinister secret organization. Dean Winchester volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for Loki. Meanwhile, Loki has kidnapped James Bond in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Freddie Lyon, they seek out Sherlock, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Oh wow. I guess I would title it "KJSJKAFHKJFAHK????????????"