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my writing ability currently feels on par with that of likeâŚ. a seven year old. iâm just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly canât.
the url makes this so much funnierÂ
the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous
Sometimes I just want to open up a new document, and start a TVD fic where I just decide to go apeshit on the worldbuilding and and just overhaul it. And not because it's bad, oh no, I actually really enjoy the early worldbuilding of TVD. I just love worldbuilding. And I oftentimes wonder, what if I just .... went bippity boppity boo, and turned the pumpkin into a carriage. What if I had some fun with it? How would canon changed if Idk... vampires were a little bit more powerful, if the older they get no only do they get more powerful, but they get more supernatural, more uncanny, more terrifying.
What if vampires had magic of their own?
I say, do it!
One of my favourite TVD fanfictions of all time is The Big Bad Wolf by @morningstargirl666 and while I started reading for the Caroline/Klaus, I've stayed because the worldbuilding they've developed for the werewolves if fucking CHEF'S KISS INCREDIBLE!!
So, I say, if you want to overhaul or update, or twist, the worldbuilding, absolutely go for it. It almost always makes some of my favourite fanfictions when I see authors do this!
I love when bisexuals say "I swing both ways!" because then I just imagine asexuals perching on an unmoving swing, staring uncomfortably deep into your very soul as you try to climb the jungle gym.

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The full set (so far) of my king + knight illustration series đ â
I just googled this and⌠yes, itâs absolutely real.
And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.
So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.
The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.
Thank God someone bothered to check.
>I just googled this and⌠yes, itâs absolutely real.
Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.
Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A
https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138
Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll
Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (itâs a pdf)
Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic âfalse positivesâ per each square-millimeter un
Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesnât mean microplastics arenât a problem, though
That should be enough
Thatâs a big fuckin whoopsie
jackdaw really just said "doc getting possessed by louis" and now I'm thinking about doc slowly losing himself to a ghost that uses his body and life to be with owen and doc is trapped inside himself and even if he wants his life back part of him, or even eventually most of him, calls that want selfish because this is just another way to be useful, right?
OH HELLO
Okay putting prev tags here because AAAAAAAA
Oh god now I'm having more and more thoughts. I should be editing.
But:
The first time Legundo claims to be a vampire, it's a lie. It's a strategic one, to help the town come to grips with the others in their midst with the... malady gift condition. It's to promote social cohesion by piercing the 'us versus them' rhetoric through the heart before its roots can grow deeper.
He knows it will be a challenge to maintain the illusion, yes. But so many things about vampirism feel almost...correct, in the way the information slots itself so neatly into his mind. He feels confident he can fake it.
It's odd to encounter a condition which behaves so intuitively. It makes him wonder...no matter.
It is assuaging the fears of the townsfolk that is important, and that goes both for the humans and for the vampires among their number.
So he lies.
And he finds, over the coming days, that it is almost too easy a fiction to slip into. He finds himself proud of how meticulously he keeps track of thresholds, and permissions. He switches his sleep schedule almost as easily, and the food presents an issue, yes. But slipping into the cattle pens for food is like slipping into familiar dress, and he finds himself quite the natural at winning the favor of the cows.
So he does, and while he pretends to sate his appetite on the livestock he stuffs his pockets with the potatoes set to go to the pigs, and Cleo gives him a knowing glance and makes sure they're topped up.
There's something of a joke there, he thinks. He's eating the food meant for the livestock. Owen would find it funny, no doubt.
He's in such a terrible state, these days. Legundo's heart aches at the thought, and who he might have been before the death of his friend. He can almost imagine it.
...He has.
But the point is he slips on the clothes of a vampire with the same curious ease with which he's found his tongue in this town. People listen to him, as long as he listens to himself.
...
The second time Legundo claims to be a vampire, well. It's part of the act. He must maintain it if he's to keep peace in the town. And really, it's just an ongoing effort, after the first. He's not sure it counts.
So perhaps it's like this:
The proper second time Legundo claims to be a vampire is eight days later, when he finds Owen perched halfway up a tree. The sight sparks a certain fondness in his chest, and it's with a natural kind of ease he cranes his neck and asks Owen if perhaps the branch might have room for two vampires.
Owen's answering expression makes him look like an owl, and Legundo explains it as a joke. He shoves the disquiet down and makes pleasant conversation and when he eventually leaves, he has forgotten entirely about it.
Owen has not.
It is only much later that he will tell Legundo this: his heartbeat had betrayed no sign of a lie.
I just googled this and⌠yes, itâs absolutely real.
And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.
So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.
The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.
Thank God someone bothered to check.
>I just googled this and⌠yes, itâs absolutely real.
Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.
Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A
https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138
Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll
Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (itâs a pdf)
Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic âfalse positivesâ per each square-millimeter un
Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesnât mean microplastics arenât a problem, though
That should be enough
Thatâs a big fuckin whoopsie
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here

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These three were the scourge of the University of Wisconsin.
iâm only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary
The sad part is thereâs a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.
The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.
He swore he didnât have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.
Given LotRâs influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.
wow fuck that one tarantula
âfantasy universes have too many spidersâ factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
white people go like âis anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?â and not wait for an answer
white people go âis anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?â and not wait for an answer
white people can rb but please do not clown
white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?
âwhat about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?â what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?
âwhy canât poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these onesâ why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??
like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this
that the issue arises
scratch âcanâ, white people are encouraged to reblog
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Like I don't think you guys comprehend what happened in Poland just now but everyone needs to be talking about it.
A random influencer decided he'll listen to an anti cancer song on loop. People liked it enough times he ended up listening for 9 days.
He raised 90 million in these 9 days, and then 160 million more over the last 10 hours, for a total of 250 million.
Hundreds and thousands of people signed up to donate marrow.
Hundreds of celebrities shaved their heads in solidarity.
The Foundation receiving this money had to create a special commission to figure out how to distribute the money.
The national TV stations got highjacked to stream this for hours because it was better news than anything happening in the world.
Because we broke and DOUBLED the world record for this kind of thing.
They raised about as much as the biggest running charity event in Poland did in a whole year with three decades of tradition and a goddamn army of people.
And they did it on a goddamn amateur set up in a shabby room sitting on folding chairs.
Little update: people keep donating despite the stream being over. We're at 280 million in the fight against cancer.
Ĺatwogang refuses to collab with companies that only reached out to him now because of popularity or give interviews. He said any medals people wanna give them should go to the doctors and nurses and the cancer patients.
Someone offered to renovate that shabby little flat for him as a thank you. He refused.
Someone counted up how many people appeared in that room during the whole thing - it was 319 total.
Love to hear it. Love news articles too.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/polish-nine-day-charity-stream-breaks-records-support-kids-with-cancer-2026-04-27/
Just love this headline phrasing.
Polish streamer Ĺatwogangâs charity livestream has raised over 203 million zĹoty for children with cancer, breaking the charity stream recor
so like. when are we getting that wild west ect TV show where right at the end of the first season. right at the end. last ten minutes right at the end. the main character wanders over from America to England to go propose to this really nice girl we've been hearing about all season. and she opens the door and we finally learn the main character's last name.
and The Public still don't even realise that Quincey Morris just wandered his way into the plot of Dracula because no one ever includes him in the adaptations and no one's actually read the book
when are we getting that.
When you write a treatment and pitch it to AMC.