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start small. seconds, not decades
this post has me in shambles
i love how five is the kind of character you can hc as trans in any direction. transfem? yeah! transmasc? yup! enby? absolutely! all that matters is he is currently too stressed to transition at all times.
drawing long hair diego is dangerous because if you don't get his face right it looks like you're drawing weird al with knives

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#i miss him
The Umbrella Academy Season 4 Finale be like
I hate him. I hate him. I hate him so much. Why is he so tragic.
Heinrich Sperling, Group of dogs (1908)

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too late, too late to cry, the people say
too late for you, too late for me.
you've come so far
now you know everything, my friend
♬ electric light orchestra — the way life’s meant to be ♬
elo casually writing the most apocalypse-five-coded song of all time. thank you elo we all say in unison
I wanted to try to do some short comics for the otgw au but couldnt come up with any Situations to put ben and diego in. so here they are not-talking about their trauma instead lmao
(also thanks so much to @sharkneto for the ID!!! my brain is fried i couldn’t have written that up today on my own)
[ID: A two page comic titled FIVE, starring Ben and Diego from The Umbrella Academy, drawn in the style of Over the Garden Wall.
Page 1:
Panel 1: Viewed from above, Diego and Ben walk along a dirt path with fall grasses and shrubs to the sides. Diego wears a black outfit with a black, knitted cap on his head that has yellow eyes and triangular ears on top so that he is dressed like a cat. He looks angry. Ben wears a white shirt and brown pants with green, orange, and yellow scarves wrapped around his neck to act as tentacles for his costume. His expression is neutral. He carries Mr. Pennycrumb in his arms, who is a small and yellow dog with floppy ears.
Panel 2: Diego is in the foreground, unhappy and his hands in his pockets. Ben is behind him, eyes closed and looking very content to be holding Mr. Pennycrumb. Diego says, “Why do you even still take care of that thing?”
Panel 3: A close up on Mr. Pennycrumb dangling in Ben’s arms. His eyes look in two different directions and his tongue sticks out. He is adorable.
Panel 4: A close up on Ben and Mr. Pennycrumb, viewed from slightly below. Ben says, “Because he’s Five’s.”
Panel 5: Diego and Ben walking with fall foliage behind them. Diego is slightly ahead of Ben and is glaring as he looks back at Ben. Diego says, “Five doesn’t care enough to stick around, and now you and Vik are saddled with it.” Ben asks, “Why do you hate him so much?”
Panel 6: Diego stands with his arms raised over his head in exasperation, mouth open wide to speak. He says in a series of three speech bubbles, “I don’t hate it! It’s just dumb! And useless! And now we have to look after it when Five couldn’t be bothered to!”
Page 2:
Panels 1 and 2: Ben holds Mr. Pennycrumb and looks down, hurt. Mr. Pennycrumb looks especially googly-eyed and cute. Ben says, “You don’t know that.”
Panel 3: Diego and Ben walking, Diego still in front of Ben. Diego is still angry and his hands are in the air again and his mouth is open wide to yell. Ben is also angry, with his eyebrows low. Diego says, “Well he’s not here now, is he? He left!” Ben says, “You don’t know that either.”
Panel 4: Diego is gesturing angrily and exaggeratedly with his arms. He says, “You and Vik are so convinced something bad happened!”
Panel 5: Closer in on Diego’s face. His eyebrows are low and his mouth is open wide. He says, “He’s fine! He wanted to leave!”
Panel 6: Diego and Ben have to climb over a thick, mossy log that lays over the dirt path. Diego is halfway over the top while Ben is still on the other side, only the top of his head and his feet visible behind it. Diego glares and says in a series of four bubbles, “He told us he would, then he did. And he left his shiny new dog behind and you and Vik are going to take care of it until it dies.”
Panel 7: Diego has climbed over the log and is in the foreground, walking and still angry, his arms outstretched to gesture. Ben is small in the background, just getting over the log with Mr. Pennycrumb still in his arms. Diego says, “Or until you go to college.”
Panel 8: Diego is viewed sightly from the back, looking over his shoulder. His expression is flatter and mean. He says, “And Dad drowns it or something.”
Panel 9: Ben stands alone in front of the log, Mr. Pennycrumb dangling in his arms. His expression is blank. Mr. Pennycrumb’s eyes are extra googly again. He is adorable as always.
Panel 10: Viewed from above, this time from slightly behind so we look at their backs, Diego and Ben continue walking down the path, the log behind them. Ben says, “You’re such an asshole, Diego.” End ID.]
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“this fic portrays problematic ship” then don’t read it
“this fic romanticizes bad things” then don’t read it
“this fic makes me uncomfortable and angry” then don’t read it
“this fic about my favorite fictional character goes against everything the character believes in in canon” then don’t read it
all of the problems you have with somebody else’s fanfic can be very easily solved by the act of Not Reading It
scroll past a fic if it’s something you don’t like, filter out tags about things you don’t want to see
no one forces you to read a fic that upsets you. also you can stop reading any fic at any time you want.
harassing real people over fiction will not make you morally superior. it just makes you a bully
things some people, especially people who are new to ao3 or fandom/fanfic space as a whole, seem to not understand:
archive of our own is an archive. not a social media.
archive of our own was built with the stance that there would be no censorship, because other platforms already had censorship where some things that were taboo were reported/removed. ao3 was built with the purpose that all of these works, that were not allowed on other platforms, would be allowed on ao3.
the archive will house anything that’s considered fanworks. so no, you cannot report this fic because it portrays in explicit details taboo topics about xyz, you cannot report that fic because it romanticizes and glorifies xyz. ao3 will not remove any of those fics, because whether or not you like it, those fics do not go against ao3’s terms of service.
“but these things are not allowed on other platforms” that’s precisely why ao3 was created, to house and give a platform to these things that were censored/banned/removed from other platforms.
if you have a problem with this, you can use other platforms to post and read fanfics
but you should also know that ao3 by far has the best tagging system, meaning you won’t get anything like what ao3 provides on other platforms, meaning it may be a pain in the ass for you to find a fic with the prompts and pairing you’re looking for, meaning you may still get jump scared by things that are triggering to you half way through your reading of what you thought was an innocent fic. because other platforms don’t have tagging systems, where you can find and avoid any character/pairing/tag as you please, like ao3.
i think it's quite harmful to share the mindset that basically anything goes on ao3. yes, tags and filtering are super helpful to avoid your dislikes, but because of how many "taboo topics" are written, it's more challenging to find what i want when i have to scroll past abuse, mental health glorification, etc. i think authors need to really take some time to self evaluate and really come to terms with what they're writiinf and if it's that important to be written.
actually, authors can write whatever they want because they write for themselves. not. for. you.
we don't have to cater to your personal liking or comfort because we fucking write whatever the hell we want for ourselves. we are our main audience and priorities. and we already tag our warnings, it's your job to avoid them.
also if you actually filter out tags about topics you don't like, you won't have to scroll past most of the things you don't like, because every fic that's tagged as such just won't show up on your screen at all
Ah yes, and here we have tumblr user "innocent bean" telling AO3 to abandon the mission they were created for, and fan authors to shut up and conform all of their fic to what "innocent bean" wants to read.